Friday, February 12, 2010
A Warning to Men: Be Grateful; Be Very Grateful- for the Mature, Loving, Understanding and Reasonable Woman
A Warning to all men with "mature" wives at this most loving time of year. One man reflects on his 41-year marriage and receives the following carefully reasoned reply:
Older Women Are So Reasonable.
After being married for 41 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "41 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slepton a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got tosleep every night with a hot 25 year old girl."
Now I have a $1,000,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, a nice big bed and an LCD High Defintion TV. But I'm sleeping with a 64 year old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed
and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises.
( Quoted from email forwarded from Joan H. Thanks,Joan H., for sharing this little warning.)
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
He then addressed the men,
'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite
Walter leaned over, touched Mildreds arm gently, and
whispered, 'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?' And thus began Walter's life of celibacy.........
Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!
(Thanks to Rachel M. for this and to Barb L. for forwarding it to us.)